Zillow has informed me you are still buying my houses, cease and desist 😤

Thrilled to see this paper finally out in nature. We all know about the overall beneficial effects of exercise, but little is known about the factors and mechanisms that mediate its effect on the brain nature.com/articles/s4158…

Idea: An anonymous "vote to end meeting" button where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

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I hope y’all have an amazing day! It’s Friday! 🎉🎉

Zombie movies really underestimated how much people would care. :/

Booster today! 🎉

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Dear Everybody, Cancel your New Year's Eve gathering. Sincerely, Everybody

CDC's decision is just as I have been saying to folks: Healthcare policy in the US is just labor policy

make 2022 the year of being unhinged. wear your fanciest gown to the dog park. yell things at birds. you've made it this far. you're free

Potential titles: “Kidding around the kitchen” “The real Baby formula” “Toddler tots, the Hansel and Gretel meal plan” 😂😂

This will be my most sincere tweet ever. I am pleading with anyone who will listen. I’m begging you, as a nurse, from the bottom of my heart…please get vaccinated. Today. I’m so tired. We’re all so tired. And we’re running out of resources and people. Please…please help us.

The urge to leave society so I can lay down in the forest, and sleep for a few years.

Publishing fees are a scam. If you are going to charge over a grand to publish work that was federally funded then you could at LEAST make it free for the public.

Thank you! Jessica Alvarez, PhD, RD