My cat when I tell her "away from my keyboard!" while i'm trying to work....

You know you grew up rural when you can tell the difference between smells from chicken coops and dairy farms

Reality show I'd watch: All the coaches fired this year in a Buffalo Wild Wings, mic'd up and watching games live.

I'm not sure CFB fans are ready to talk to their kids about Texas A&M finishing better than 8-4...

Realized I hit my 17 yr work anniversary today, all for the same company. A Cookout milkshake feels like a good way to celebrate

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"If it was a snake, it would've bit me" is becoming my most used southernism...I could not for the life of me find my Christmas tree timer yesterday, only to find it sitting right on my bar, where it has sat since last Christmas...

I just know SalesMan (Dave Tepper sucks ass) is pounding diet beers after that sweep of the Falcons

Did you know Winston-Salem was settled by Moravians? Its true! Fifteen Moravian men from Pennsylvania traveled south in search of wide-open land and a fresh start, eventually settling in what’s now Forsyth County. They carved out a community they called Bethabara—“House of

It has been decades since I saw the original Frankenstein movie, but I'm loving the Guillermo del Toro version

I'm convinced Mooresville traffic could have even the most saintly person cussing like a sailor

Bucee's about to be a distant memory

Please let us bring this type of energy to the 2026 World Cup #USMNT

Home for Thanksgiving and went to church with my folks this morning. God knew I needed this verse today... "Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, let your requests be made known to God."

Christian Pul-HIM-sic

Someone should really tell Kirby Smart there isn't a National Championship for team with most arrests in a season

Just a cat in her favorite tree

"Fuck it, Jaycee Horn down there somewhere"

This new geographic origin feature is pretty much confirming what I already knew: all these attractive females following me are likely just dudes from other countries lmao

It's Dewey's holiday pop-up shop season and the craving for Moravian cookies is starting to creep in...