I love people who are fluent in spongebob references

bruh my bf is so fucking handsome. i’ll never be over him. i honestly think i love him more n more everyday lmao.

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

the hottest thing a man can do is be a weird little nerd

Moms really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr

people with no character development scare me. like how are you the same person you were 3 years ago with no growth or elevation of mindset?

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to sit in the sun

I can spend the hell out of some money got damn

being an adult is just locking in, doing laundry, wiping down the counters, and figuring out what the fuck to eat on a loop.

Painting what I see without my glasses:

I love my life with Kirk and would never want it to be different but when memories pop up of Jadi and I spending every day after work sitting on OUR porch and giggling together it makes my heart hurt. She is my soul mate on a different level.

“no location found”

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One day I took my bra off and never went back fr

Got a few days off cuz The Hulk threw a car thru our officeeeeee

If my boo get turned into a vampire and ask to turn me I am GOING. No questions.

jammed a cover with some friends for my birthday. song: come pick me up