I don’t give a shit who gets the armrest on a plane.. just don’t TOUCH me

I only enjoy traveling alone now, people are too much.

I genuinely don’t understand why anyone is mean to me. I try so hard to make everyone happy.

okay so don’t have a fucking margarona while on ozempic haha NOTED 😀🤢

I feel like my life and those in it needs a factory reset.

One of my favorites

I am pretty goddamn certain that the best way to stop hearing from me completely is by suffocating me.

I need a sensory deprivation tank in my house.

I don’t fuck with ANYONE who doesn’t like Halloween period.

I truly feel like every January I go into a deep sleep and I wake up in October.

Not sure why everyone asks me what I wanna watch if they’re just gonna say no when I say Megaladon related movies.

One of those mornings where I just woke up and can’t wait to get home after work and sleep 🫥

Vincent wears these 🤭

I feel manic I feel like it’s lip filler o’clock 🫣

I don’t really want to fuck with anyone who doesn’t like Paris.

What a stupid, dumb, miserable, meaningless existence.

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Imagine crossing a Pisces. I will make the entire universe conspire to bring you down.

Being in Paris would fix me.

Time doesn’t heal anything, acceptance does.