Well in the Remember The Time video, it was bad enough that the pharoah was disrespected in his own home by an intruder and betrayed by his staff, but the lyrics themselves were FILTHY! "In the park, on the beach, you & me, IN SPAIN"! Oh it was OVERRRRRR

A married Irishman went to confession and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the

He didn’t say maybe, he said SURELY goodness and mercy will follow you all the days of your life. (Psalm 23).

the hottest thing a man can do is be gentle

When the Bible says “do not lean on your own understanding,” the Bible is serious. Your heart is deceitful, your emotions fluctuate, your understanding does not see the overall, big picture. God never lies, God never changes, God knows all. Trust Him.

No grapes, no black eyed peas, no internet rituals. Just staying true & trusting God! 2026 will be a good year 🖤.

Trust in the Lord.

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

Yh it’s great until the country on the other side, coming back, doesn’t have the same rule LOOOOOOL.

☪︎ qamar قمر happy chinese valentines new year black history ramadan mubarak day to everyone

HR Manager: The company is requesting that all employees have their work emails on their phones. Gen Z: Cool, who should I bill? HR Manager: Pardon me? Gen Z: For the portion of my phone they will be using? Unless we're getting new phones — you know I wouldn't say no to an

My hyper independency actually comes from the lack of urgency people have when it comes to me. Moving too slow = never mind i got it.

Boss just text our work group and asked who wants breakfast as he’s buying. Small gestures like that do mean a lot and it’s why working in the office always beats work from home. You get to learn from experienced colleagues. Unfortunately as it’s Ramadan I’ve reported him to HR.

My biggest turnoff is when men overpromise and underdeliver because you could have just shut tf up

I think a lot of men need to realize they don’t have nearly the amount of gold required for the women who fuck w them to be actual gold diggers. You don’t pay any of her bills, you don’t fund her life, you don’t send her money for nails or hair or anything that could be taken as

I will pay for my convenience.. I don’t like stress😭

In The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998), when Simba banishes Kovu, the score absolutely erupts.

I actually think it's a shame that we don't print photos anymore. It’s a lost art. Photo albums are so nice to look at.

Yes, children are people too.