Just laughed (actually just robustly exhaled air out of my nostrils) at the fact that I completely forgot I named my two horses on RDR2 Maple Stirrup and Britney Spurs after checking into the stable. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Also. If you can’t handle not looking at your phone for 2 hours, don’t go to a fucking movie. That’s all. Mom lecture is done.

Remember the days when folk used to say “cool story bro” instead of “odd flex but okay” 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔🤔

It appears your DNA is backwards Me: “and?” I am done 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Or the convenience market store by ya crib too. Honestly, you couldn’t ask for a more solid friendship than from those guys. They always the most thrilled to see you. You just buy some shit from them almost everyday and they would probably take a bullet for you. REAL TALK 😂💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

⛓PARASITE HILTON⛓👽 ↡ ⥀ ⚎⚏ Ω ⟿ ☊ ⌬ ⍢ ⌭⌮ 𝙻𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚡𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜.

This is 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚖 My new sphynx kitten 👽🖤 -

“Do they bite?” Me: Worse, they judge you Phantom and Banshee my new sidekicks

Am I a bitch for lowkey laughing at some girls who’s boyfriends find me (somehow) attractive- and how they start drawing freckles on their face n shit 😂😂😂😂

I’m not even stoned...but like... T-shirts are just fuckin crazy. Your body goes in 1 hole and come out 3.

Beanbags are just boneless sofas.

Ｒｅｔｒｏ░Ｍａｒｔｉａｎ░Ｇｈｏｓｔ░Ｚｏｎｅ░Λｒｃｈｉｌｌｅｃｔ　（ッ隠安た畝）

Fuck it I’ll tweet the screen shot instead considering twitter likes to delete shit. #virgilabloh

And Chet himself, bore our sins through his twitter and loss of his account. Not all heroes wear capes RIP. #freechetporter

Normalise shutting the fuck up 🙄

My new addiction: Bettering myself in every way I can. Every shape and form. Every single day.

Being up to date on memes is attractive. I don’t make the rules

Not sure what comes quicker tbh... my ex or earth quake tweets directly after an earthquake 🤷🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

This is Kabosu. She just turned 16 years old. She’s a rescue Shiba Inu who changed the world with an impromptu photoshoot back in 2010. Her slightly raised eyebrows and crossed paws remain one the greatest reaction images of all time. 15/10 such legend much wow

Just another one of those fun filled can't handle all this excitement nights of why do I even bother