#ooc a HiaC match for the title on free TV?

#ooc but NBC/Comcast got to air an entire pay-per-view revolving around the hell in a cell? Also, Roman vs Rey deserved to be in the cell because the week before ROMAN REIGNS YEETED REY MYSTERIO'S SON ACROSS THE UCF CAMPUS

#ooc stay in your lane Dave

Unrelenting darkness awaits!

I want to make my opponents in @BoroughsFive suffer, I want them to not beg for mercy, but for the sweet release as they feel their bodies fade out of consciousness, I am no longer the witch, I am the mistress of darkness

You're playing with forces you know nothing about girl

#ooc that's cap, because if it was true, then Lana would have been champion instead of waiting out her 90 day non compete, Eva Marie would be Raw women's champion right now

Tyler, you can run, you can hide, but the mistress of the night will seal your demise

#ooc Mandy Rose as a brunette... excuse me while I...

Oh Tyler, you poor unfortunate soul, to come into our match so full of hope only to see it extinguished under my boot. The next victim for the Mistress of the Night is madame Helms, oh how I can't wait to claim her soul as well

#ooc broke: "did you watch Danielson vs Suzuki or Smackdown?" Ascended: *watches both*

As it is her first exam, I won't claim Chloe's soul for now

Chloe has a lot to learn, especially when it comes to taking powerful moves like my chokeslam... maybe I can find room in my black heart to help these souls

#ooc that's a bit telling that between Raw, Smackdown, NXT and NXTUK there has been 28 women who have had 10 or more matches on TV this year so far yet no woman has cracked double digits on Dynamite

#ooc would Jade count?

#ooc I mean, she's always been an unsafe worker

#ooc what?

#ooc notice that there has been only 5 women who have held the belt once: Bayley, Nia Jax, Ronda Rousey, Rhea Ripley and Nikki Cross

Ousted Shane McMahon. Pushed aside Triple H. Forced out Stephanie McMahon. Turned the board against Vince McMahon. Nick Khan is the best character on Succession. #Kayfabe

Today is one of those days where Googling "Sasha Banks" and "full release" at work won't get you flagged by HR #Kayfabe