my biggest ick is people who wake up first and start slamming doors, opening drawers, and walking around like sleep isn’t a thing

Unfortunately Jamaica will have to bring Vybz Kartel, and resurrect Bob Marley

Them people gotta stay on that cruise ship, im sorry

Send them all to Tel Aviv

All i know is them hantavirus people better be glad im not president bc on soul that boat wouldn’t see another fortnight im sorry

LinkedIn: someone looked at your profile Also LinkedIn:

He’s living my dreammm

She’s just like me, I can’t stand a friendly man

This baddie needs your help! 🥀

do something omg!!!??? Zara Larsson

HOWWWW are you having children and can’t help with homework or even basic skills like manners or how to speak? Even if you can’t…pay for lessons…invest in your child’s future

i always want more and i do not feel bad about it

I bet aliens lock their doors when they fly past earth.

Just pulled down a formula and my document crashed 😂😂😂😂

The Rihanna and Tyla situation is such an unserious nothing burger. Two women who know each other had an awkward moment in which no one said anything bad and people are acting like they swore at each other’s mothers

But why do Americans think calling someone “African” is an insult? Like what’s THAT about? 👀

Paying money to pick your seat on a flight might be the biggest scam ever

I’m always bemused (that is both confused and lightly amused) at Bajan artistes singing about “carnival” in Crop Over songs because 1) it’s a festival not a carnival 2) ur songs not even geared towards an intl audience 3) never a necessary lyric 4) no pride no industry

Reports no longer having “positions” Reports don’t have an option for grade “F” Cannot state “child is not performing at grade level” Cannot state “child is having difficulty understanding concepts”

Me ignoring this virus