I swear, ask a tech worker to do almost anything related to physical labor, and they instantly become tits on a bull. -Sent from my broken freight elevator.

Dear White Sox, Get it the hell together!!! Come on!!!

Why not? All proceeds go towards the business, and It could definitely use a little leg up. @duodagrate

Instagram, eliminated.

The american #SquidGame

The day is here. A new chapter in #SFGiants postseason history. And this time, it's #BeatLA all day all day

So breezy and cool out today. Time to hit the cellar with a Maduro and warm up!

Small ball will take you places!! Let's go! #CWSvsHOU

A real nail biter! #BravesVsBrewers

Even the folly of man can be seen by those without sight.

Let momma tell it: youtu.be/c1zJzr-kWsI

I'm here at Oracle park and let me tell ya, the energy is OFF THE CHARTS! LETS GO GIANTS! #SFGiants #BeatLA

I never really understood Hooters. The last thing I need while sharing wings with a group of friends, is a fucking boner.

How did Bobby take a sad song and make it absolutely devastating? Here's to days gone by, never to return again. youtu.be/WrkWH7RAPSs

The Galactic Federation would never allow any of this.

We interrupt this marriage to bring you HOCKEY SEASON!!!!!

Dear Tom Waits (ANTI-) It's Thursday, again. There's chickens in my backyard, again. I didn't buy them or anything, they just hang around mostly. It's a scene. Keep me in the know.