hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had .

Muddy put crack in Payroll😭

Got breakfast and $$$ 🙂‍↔️

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.

STOP WITH THE CHATGPT FLYERS! I know the font and colours by heart and it is tacky and cheap

This how they cut the Pricesmart cake fi dem cake sale. 😭

As a true Caribbean gyal, I do not have this problem. Ifykyk

This ministry ah lord 🥲🥲🥲

I don’t even have a sleep pattern anymore. Anytime I sleep, I sleep. Anytime I wake up, I wake up

#1 is vanilla. Proper vanilla will beat any other flavour on any day, with its eyes closed, both hands behind its back and one foot in quicksand.

and for the lady, perhaps a million dollars?

When you make an excuse not to go out and they come up with a solution

netflix be like "damn y'all love this show? imma cancel it".

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

Simon says thug it out

"your eyes are so pretty" thank you they don't work

Since January they lost the plot especially with the prices of virtual races now 😩

You see unnecessary people? 🙅🏽‍♀️

I love sarcastic people with high vocabulary