sexy today! sexy tomorrow! sexy forever!

i do a lot of illegal shit but littering is where i draw the line 😭

i'm trying to stop being mean but it's like y’all have to stop being retarded first

All men do is get haircuts and lie

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

today’s generation doesn’t remember that IG had a whole activity tab and you’d be able to catch your ex liking Jessica’s photo 30 seconds ago🤣

They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

Her attackers were released from prison after 28 years, and due to public outrage, they were snatched back into prison to serve life sentences instead. That's what I like to see.

#stillnotabm

"Was it really my fault?" asked the Short Skirt. "No, it happened with me too," replied the Burka. The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak. -Darshan Mondkar

learning to shut the fuck up when I get annoyed and I’m doing terrible at it

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life

i tried in january i tried in february i tried in march and i will try again in april

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

i hope one day i find someone who hates seeing me cry and is afraid of hurting me.

Definitely good on dating for a while. Men are so scary bro. Sneaky and scary and freaked out

i'm instantly turned off by a man that has very negative opinions about women even if it doesn't apply to me. something very nasty and misogynistic about that spirit that never sat well with me.