Welding looks so easy someone let me try it out

Sorry girlies I can’t live laugh love anymore or be that one friend that’s smoking on a Tuesday at 12pm no more. I’m ready to live an honest life and start working full time using my degree ! 🤮👍🏻❤️

I could beat you all at a saltine cracker eating contest even if I had some cotton mouth.

I want those big ugly red boots. There’s just something about them.

In all seriousness if you’re team Hailey Bieber lmk immediately so I can block you !

All Baldwins deserve to go to jail. Hailey for being a mean girl, Alec for shooting the guy on set and her dad Stephen for having ugly duck lips.

My parents shredding all the mail really made me feel like people were actively waiting outside our house to dig in our trash for papers.

You know what ? I’ve never seen an obese insect now that I’m thinking about it. 🤨

You know what I don’t feel bad for shamu being held in captivity because orcas are just out in the sea terrorizing other animals for the fun of it so I think in a way it’s even if we keep some of them.

Wishing I was just as delusional as some of y’all 😔 y’all really be living the best lives from what I see

Ok wait so when you go to jail and you can do your one call or whatever do you have to have the number memorized or do they let see your phone for the contact info or can you use your phone to call said person? Anyway lmk if you’ve been to jail on what the answer is.

I had a dream I had like a super tiny bunny and now I miss it I have an attachment to my dream bunny.

I’m going to start blocking you guys with kids or about to have because I don’t want that negativity in my time line I’m still trying to beat teen pregnancy.

I measure a girls wealth by how many bikinis she has.

Are Instagram hackers self employed or is this a actual full time job at some hidden corporate location? I would like to know how this whole scheme works and who’s the main guy behind it.

It’s so dry. At this point I wouldn’t mind a hurricane.

I’ve been on that hello kitty island adventure grind !

I still have Twitter I will never be updating this app again.

Went to the liquor store and I told her hold on let me get my ID and she said it’s okay…. It’s okay ? Excuse me ? What is that supposed to mean exactly ?

Just found out you can add a profile song onto instagram, kinda like MySpace.