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There is no better video for #NationalCheeseDay than this - I promise!

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us. Wait for it. x.com/LCbasecamp/sta…

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what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

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Mi amigo Jacob diciéndome que acaba de descubrir la palabra ✨Putivuelta✨ y me ha dicho qué cuándo la ponemos en prácticas ajajajaja love him

Moon is in Pisces

To all my friends in this district, make sure to vote for Stephen. He is a good dude who deserves our support!

End private jets. Just fucking end them. And declare climate emergency already. Stop fucking around with irreversible Earth breakdown. Let's end this heat nightmare and dismantle the fossil fuel industry that is causing it.

The Biden administration continues to be extremely good at foreign policy.

Thinking about how it would be reported if the ex-president of a non-Western country was ruled immune from prosecution by a panel of judges he himself appointed

"That 20-year-old shooter was inspired by Joe Biden's fiery rhetoric" is like the least believable string of words in the human language.

I fully agree with her, and will always feel sadness that President Biden didn’t get to be a two-term president. Joe Biden has easily been the greatest President of my lifetime; I am going to miss his leadership.

The Dems said they'd end the pandemic, open the schools, and fix the economy. They did those 3 things. Got no reward from the voters.

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