It’s super cool how they re-introduced ads to streaming services.

Grow the fuck up

I’m about to throw up

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by ADHD paralysis

He’s just a fast food knight

It’s a long drive home from school so I’m Showing my kids what’s up.

Locked in for 3 min today🫡 I’m not sure if my toes are going to continue to work, however. BUT MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT WORKS.

For the first time in the last decade, I’m highly considering a career change. What do you do? Do you love it?

ITS FILM.

Where am I??

All your gains are belong to us

This holiday season, my gf learned the hard way that you should never give a neurodivergent man a Tech Deck because it’s tre flips all day, baby.

Yo! All kids out of the house for NYE! Super sick! Even MORE sick- I’m almost 40 and never leave the house, anyway!

Went ice skating today with the kiddos

What do YOU use for pre workout?

Happy Friday go lift shit

My favorite time of day is when the light comes through my front door window in this exact spot