My personal Knives Out theory is that Bobby Hill grew up to become Benoit Blanc

opening at Jags Titans was peak Jacksonville… some dude with a mullet and wrap around shades using an electric guitar to jerk off all over the Star Spangled Banner. chef’s kiss

I think if you averaged out Trevor Lawrence and Joshua Dobbs’ faces you’d have a normal looking dude

Not gonna say I like this Hobo Johnson.. but at least they own not having any melodies

My wife has dreams that sound like madlibs. Last night she dreamt she could kill dragons by telling them stories meant for humans.

Regionalism in the US is best expressed not by accent or cuisine but by allegiance to a beloved local chain

Yah but you gotta live near Presque Isle :( :( :(

All the Chinese spy satellites right now

uh pretty sure ‘The Chinese Balloon Shot Down’ was a Decemberists song not Neutral Milk Hotel.. but I’d have to look it up.

Fun NFL fact the Philadelphia Eagles logo is the only one that faces left. Why? Because it looks cool!

Eagles going for accuracy by volume while the Chiefs just chose accuracy

Do yourself a favor and check out my dude 88bit 🎹 new OST for STRAYLIGHT. Inject that thicc synth directly into the brain

This week I found out there is a *lot* of radon in my basement and then the washing machine broke in such as a permanent fashion. At this point would really like the third thing to show up so I can at least know what I’m dealing with.

God I love a good Disco joke