Got $100 Zelle from a Latina so she could cheat off me on an Econ final

Ran into my ex while I was buying condoms. Not fun

That ass is perplexing in a way I can’t even begin to articulate

Oh shit we’re getting Buck fucking wild huh?

Me after 12 beers scaring the hoes by talking about niche Star Wars references:

I’m convinced EGirls are government psyop and they don’t exist

who wants $$$$$$$ ?

I need a new game to get addicted to

I’m about ready for another bpd girl to ruin my life for a few months

if this tweet gets 1 view I’ll get high af

my dream date… cute

who want $$ money $$