“It’s Saturday, OCTOBER 1, 2022 and IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT I am a GREEN LAMP POST.”

They’re playing Angelo Badalamenti’s Twin Peaks theme at JOANN Fabric right now.

I’m getting married in an hour!

Close one, yikes. Wordle 491 6/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bike thieves are the lowest form of scum.

At least we all lived long enough to see the return of David S. Pumpkins.

One of the all-time greats. Bobby Moynihan is a legend.

Felt less lonely seeing someone else was working in the same Google doc as me, only to realize I just had it open in two tabs.

As the husband mentioned here, I fully endorse this message and couldn’t have said it better!

What a game. Wow that was thrilling.

That commercial with the talking thumb is the worst.

Well son of a Baconator!

What a fantastic film and accomplishment, so happy for everyone who brought it to life!

I spend more time trying to find a movie to watch than actually watching movies.

Twitter used to be where I went to read about other stuff. Now twitter is only about twitter

All the best dinosaurs lived during the Cretaceous period.

My 38-year streak came to an end today, I finally got stung by something (a wasp).

This pattern of streaming platforms jacking up prices while reducing resolution and adding ads is just greedy. I get a slight increase now and then, but nearly doubling the price? Come on, Disney Plus. I’m guessing this will lead to a lot of cancellations.

Can Adam Driver host SNL every week? Or at least let him do all the monologues?

It’s so strange how nobody covers their mouth when they yawn in public anymore.