Jacob Cross (@jacobcrosstx) 's Twitter Profile
Jacob Cross

@jacobcrosstx

Christian. Conservative. Cop. Future Author (even though that breaks my awesome alliteration).

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This is actually what I'm most afraid of. Trump's deportations and closing the border is a YUGE hit to the cartel bottom line. And they run Northern Mexico, if not all of it. I think things will get spicy over this.

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This is, no joke, like the plot of an 80s movie. Nerdy guy and his friends stumble into helping the government uproot corruption and inefficiency. Hijinks ensue, but in the end the bad guys lose. I think we’re at the montage part of the movie. It’s about to get real good.

Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT (@lone_rides) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We told you to leave us alone. We didn't want to get too political. We didn't want to get too involved. But you made us. You went after our kids, our jobs, our money, and our lives. You made us care. Remember? Well this *waves hand* is our response. Enjoy the bed you made.

Chad Prather (@watchchad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Pray with me February 20, 2025 Father, we come before You with grateful hearts, seeking Your guidance and wisdom for our children and grandchildren. We pray for the next generation. We ask that You bless them with strength and courage as they navigate the challenges of life.

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Yes, this is either the most stunning admission of incompetence from a former director of the FBI, or Comey is a lying slag. I'm going for liar.

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I love the videos from Ali Spagnola that are the hilarious combination of “wholesome fun” and “a touch mischievous”. Like sneaking your art into a legit museum exhibition. Or creating a fake university to provide a cool ring but filming it on the sly.

Lulu Cheng Meservey (@lulumeservey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Laughing at themselves was the right move, because humor does four crucial things: 1) Connect with a new audience Even for people who don’t care about Apache Airflow®, being in on the joke together forms a connection with Astronomer 2) Defuse tension By joining the ridicule,