The ultimate American dream is getting paid for what’s in your Notes app.

The worst thing you could possibly do is not learn something new every day

Imagine the show Dirty Jobs but instead of The Real Mike Rowe it’s Donald J. Trump and Kamala Harris

"How's it going?" Me:

Only after you learn how to stay out of your own way can the rest of your life begin.

I think max 1% of humans have any idea what's actually going on right now. That is probably generous. We are on the verge of a technical explosion.

Loneliness isn’t a lack of people It’s a lack of people with alignment One ear that actually understands you can pull more weight psychologically than entire armies of those who don’t get it And alignment is felt across any & all distance

If your girl is always telling you, 'Terrain! Terrain! Pull up!' That's not your girl. That's the ground proximity warning system.

never sleeping again

the real measure of wealth isn’t money our status its how many problems you can solve simply by calling a guy

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

I wonder how many Starlink kits will be ordered today given most internet providers across the country are down at the moment

Kill your ego, never yourself.

I saw three shooting stars tonight and I’m pretty sure they told me I’m due for a game of roulette within the next 24 hours so I’m gonna roll with it

The squirrel

If your girlfriend is gone for a week I strongly recommend cutting a hole in the wall between your living room and kitchen

Man just seeing someone deliver pizzas out of a model 3 has me asking so many questions

Damn I must’ve filled the jeep up with expired blinker fluid cuz now I got gremlins everywhere