Over prepared my arse 🧐🏏 #TheAshes2025

Telling the ref that I hope that Santa bypasses his house after getting sin binned will not go down as one of my proudest footballing moments

Whenever Australia have been shit, we've said 'hold my beer'. Proper bunch of losers

Seeing England win down under with your parents. Priceless 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #TheAshes

Into these Leeds

Day 3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏 #TheAshes

Mobland has got to be up there with one of the best things I've ever seen. Proper tele

If anyone can sort me a spare for Chelsea away in a few weeks I’d be very grateful please and thank you, have a great day.

Think Steve Smith is one of the biggest wankers in sport but he's very good at cricket

Don't fuck with the sun, kids. Took it on today and come off second best.

Any of these countries that do your tits and teeth for you, taking tonsils out yet? Seem to get tonsillitis all the time and I don't know why nobody's ever not suggested taking the little bastards out.

Kalvin Phillips and Patrick Bamford playing for Chris Wilder at Sheff United? What weird world have I woke up in?

White kinder bueno cornettos. Holy shit balls

You look like a proper nerd when you're running through a train station

Found a boozer playing Italy vs USA from the 2006 World Cup for no reason whatsoever and the guy next to me is drinking both red wine and Guinness. You've got to applaud it

5 years ago today Tottenham Hotspur were one of the English clubs who tried to pull the football ladder up from under them, by announcing their involvement in the short-lived European Super League. Their proposal would have broken the fundamental rule that underpins the national

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

With all the horrible things that have happened in the world in recent years; Covid, cost of living crisis, wars etc. The whole world deserves a Spurs relegation and Arsenal bottling another title race.