“You didn’t expect that prison to hold me, Charles”

You took a plane to Cornwall to talk about climate change?!?!?!

I only use facebook to annoy my newly antivax mom

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that was the perfect way to get outta that tense situation😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me to my neighbours

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Me when my friends can't drive & be breaking to hard 😭

Got to the name-calling portion before a bar brawl and a guy called me a son of a bitch and I called him a “silly little goose” and everyone got quiet. 3 guys said they didn’t even want to fight anymore. 😔

Vet: "Your cat is... chonky." Me: 😭 Vet: "A real bonkus chonkus, just a... {looks at chart} a real chonkster." Me: 😭 Vet: "I have heard of bok choy, but what we have got here is some sort of chonk boy." Me: 😭😭

short mfs do NOT go outside rn just seen a hawk flyin around

How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.