Jacob Kurian (@jacob_korean) 's Twitter Profile
Jacob Kurian

@jacob_korean

No I'm not actually Korean... NU '21

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I aspire to have the confidence to tell a waiter the food is bad or a barber that I don’t like how he cut my hair. Bc rn a barber could shave off half my head and I’d still say that I love it so much that imma name my first born child after them

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So there’s this girl at northwestern whose parents paid $50,000 to bribe an ACT proctor to help her cheat. She got a 30. Like wtf if I’m paying that much, you best bet I’m getting a 37 smh #CollegeAdmissionScandal

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Honestly rude when professors don’t consult lunar calendars when they schedule midterms bc now Costar says I’m gonna be extra stressed

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It’s that time again where I rewatch greys anatomy and want to go to med school but then I realize just bc I know how to treat cardiac tamponade with a spray bottle straw in the middle of the woods after a plane crash doesn’t make me qualified to be a doc

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My public speaking prof wants me to make a 7-9 minute speech about love. Bruh you think a class full of northwestern engineers that have to take public speaking so they can learn how to talk to people knows enough about love to write a long ass speech???

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White privilege is on display like never before in the U.S. Capitol. If these people were Black. . .well, we all know what would be happening right now to them.

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I don’t think we talk enough about how much of a cultural reset it must’ve been to go to UCLA in 2018 when RL Grime dropped “UCLA”

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Can we just talk about how EPIC the season finale for #GameOfThones was?! Get yourself a jacket bc Winter is here mfs ❄️ 🐉

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Just wanted to wish my bae BEYONCÉ a happy bday!!! Thanks for being the best prom date. Lmk when ur ready to leave Jay for this brown boi😏

Just wanted to wish my bae <a href="/Beyonce/">BEYONCÉ</a> a happy bday!!! Thanks for being the best prom date. Lmk when ur ready to leave Jay for this brown boi😏
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