I aspire to have the confidence to tell a waiter the food is bad or a barber that I don’t like how he cut my hair. Bc rn a barber could shave off half my head and I’d still say that I love it so much that imma name my first born child after them

So there’s this girl at northwestern whose parents paid $50,000 to bribe an ACT proctor to help her cheat. She got a 30. Like wtf if I’m paying that much, you best bet I’m getting a 37 smh #CollegeAdmissionScandal

Nothing says family weekend in college like eating at restaurants you normally can’t afford and huge grocery hauls

Honestly rude when professors don’t consult lunar calendars when they schedule midterms bc now Costar says I’m gonna be extra stressed

So when’s the government gonna announce that coronavirus was just an elaborate April fools prank and I can go outside???

It’s that time again where I rewatch greys anatomy and want to go to med school but then I realize just bc I know how to treat cardiac tamponade with a spray bottle straw in the middle of the woods after a plane crash doesn’t make me qualified to be a doc

My public speaking prof wants me to make a 7-9 minute speech about love. Bruh you think a class full of northwestern engineers that have to take public speaking so they can learn how to talk to people knows enough about love to write a long ass speech???

White privilege is on display like never before in the U.S. Capitol. If these people were Black. . .well, we all know what would be happening right now to them.

I don’t think we talk enough about how much of a cultural reset it must’ve been to go to UCLA in 2018 when RL Grime dropped “UCLA”

Will Smith when Chris Rock started talking bout Jada

We may have won the battle for independence but the Brits won the war with this one #zendaya #TomHolland

The wait until May 2019 #GameOfThrones

Can we just talk about how EPIC the season finale for #GameOfThones was?! Get yourself a jacket bc Winter is here mfs ❄️ 🐉

Just wanted to wish my bae BEYONCÉ a happy bday!!! Thanks for being the best prom date. Lmk when ur ready to leave Jay for this brown boi😏

I don't stress out. I stress eat

College is needing a 20 minute nap but setting your timer for 18 minutes and 15 seconds bc u don’t have that kinda time

The #B1GCats are #MusicCityBowl Champions!

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