Caught my first of many Red Sox games tonight. We’re looking really good towards the end of the preseason. Can’t wait to listen to plenty of games while on the road this summer.

Fully agree unbelievable performance by Campbell tonight

-Kristian Campbell is winning Rookie of the Year -Garrett Crochet is the best pitcher in the league -Both players I just mentioned just signed long term extensions -Rafael Devers is no longer hitless -Carlos Rodon is still horrible The energy is shifting

THAT’S OUR BOY!!!!

Jesus was right, it is a Good Friday

me standing above my bed talking to my wife every night

I’ve never been this drunk 2 innings in. The Red Sox need to sober me up.

Zach Kelly, please save this game #redsox

Red Sox 10, Yankees 7

Take that ya Yankee Doodle Dandies

Take that ya Yankee Doodle Dandies

Halo players after 1 level 10 bot mission

Garrett Crochet is the best pitcher alive

The Super Earth in question

Put in my two week notice and now I’m working harder than I ever have.

Destroying a perfectly good tool to limit it to only two tasks GET REAL

oh yeah, let me just carry a bag of water around with me get real

Literally it’s been almost 3 years and I still don’t understand this tweet

I have my own Home Depot employee at my house. I ask him where things are and he looks at his little device and points me in the wrong direction. I love him

HELLO ROMAN ANTHONY