Strive for what won’t be in the hopes it will be, no matter the circumstances. Gods damn, I sound like a bot. Sorry, just me.

I shall take up the pen, the sword of wizards, and with it, I shall write a better world. #wizardforthewin #storytelling

It is said, when the laws of the cosmos are made to look the other way, a wizard did it. I am said wizard. ;) #wizardforthewin #awizarddidit

I now truly understand and appreciate the perspective of Galadan, the Wolf Lord. Just...burn it all. #fionavar #burnitalldown

In this moment, I love being me. These moments are epic. #wizardforthewin #swaggeringselfconfidence

My life isn't a disaster, it's an origin story. Thank you once again, Joss Whedon, for stories, legends, and truth. You, sir, rule. #truth

When unexpected awesomeness occurs against all odds, remember; a Wizard did it. Always. #wizardforthewin #awizarddidit #centennialtweet

I may not have been kissed on the Eve of the New Year, but that doesn't mean this won't be the Year of the Wizard. #wizardforthewin #NYE

It seems like being a Wizard has a cost after all. Damn. And here I was hoping those coupons were still valid. #wizardforthewin #alsofail

It is cute, watching the mortals dance and posture and pretend. It reminds me of the good old days, looking down from the mountaintops. #aww

Also, it doesn't count as winning if the stakes don't matter to all parties. #wizardforthewin #youregoodimcrowley

A gentleman is a rare breed. #wizardforthewin #almostextinct #tryingtoohard

And we're back. #awizardisneverlate

I love my job. #swansandcondoms

@LordTridus Been a while, old friend.

Rick Sanchez is my spirit animal. #rickandmorty #wizardforthewin

Ah, day drinking. Truly, it is an excellent day off. #drunkenwizard #wizardforthewin

I have worn countless masks over the years...but I have lost track of the man who wears them. #INFJ #whoisthewizard

With all my black little heart, for myriad reasons, I wish it was always thunderstorm season. #wizardforthewin #emptyhearted

Humans are baffling and hurtful creatures. I doubt I will ever truly understand them. Cats are infinitely better. #INFJ #kittensforthewin