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Jack Sparra

@jacksparra3

old , bald , busy and tired.

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calendar_today01-01-2020 08:30:34

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Just seen Jeff Shi in the Toll House Willenhall ..... they got a Syrian Elvis Impersonator on tonight Amal Shukkup ..... his Alpaca was tied to a tree on the car park and was having its balls waxed for charity .... ☝️💥💦🍆

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Some players see themselves so differently don’t they ? Thanks god we don’t sign these kind of me me me players here at Wolves. Danny thinks he is Virgil Van Dyk when he’s more Virgil out of Thunderbirds

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Oh dear ..... “Recently released too early” .. “Serious mental health issues”.... “others hiding him after the event” ... Birmingham knife rampage suspect who 'killed 1 and left 7 injured' freed from prison just five months ago thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/12…

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Cliff Richards has come out in support of Djokovic and has said he has “lost count of the times he has had balls strike him on the chin” ☝️💥💦😂

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It’s illegal from Monday to have more than 6 people in one place ???? That’s Phil Fodens sex life fucked then ..... 😳🙄

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BGT rocked by over 1000 complaints about Ashley Banjo String and his ‘tribute’ dance 😳.... they are hoping to get that back on track this week with a moving duet called ‘The garden of Love’ by Fred & Rose West ....

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Hey up, anyone heard how the innocent stabbing victims of Brum are doing ? We all know that Jacob sadly lost his life but what of the others ? No one seems interested in reporting anything? Or have I missed it .....

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Been proper let down today .... I paid a carpenter to make me a king size bed and he’s only gone and done a fucking bunk 😳😂

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In summary then .... It’s 6 here in or out including kids.. Wales it’s 6 in & 30 out from 4 houses unless you’re under 11... Scotland it’s 6 from 2 houses or 15 out unless you’re under 12 ... Thank fuck that’s all cleared up then eh .... Happy Monday fukkaz

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What a start to the game , the season, the journey , quality first strike .... and how about that fucking header by the way ? Good debut for Marcal and Lofty had a good game too 👍

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Got to say that Tony Blair ( bombed Afghanistan and Iraq illegally ) , John Major ( knobbed Edwina & lied about Maastricht ) and Cameron ( bombed Libya & Syria illegally ) are spot on about us losing our integrity if we ain’t careful with Brexit .... cunts 🙄

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Big changes at the Panto this year when Snow White can only have 6 Dwarves , none of them are gonna be fucking Happy ... 🙄

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Fuck me gently, Gordon Ramsey’s sibling been in prison for fraud , drug dealing ,violence & bring a cunt. Gordon is a famous chef, property owner & celebrity ... Just shows you can’t fucking judge a cook by his brother 😂