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Mister Merchandise

@jacksonplong

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calendar_today05-04-2012 05:00:45

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Just hit a PB grocery store (dessertless) speedrun. Lost some tempo in produce but a frame perfect la croix skip got us back up šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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They opened the oldest tomb in Turkey to reveal images of christmalogical figures. They’re all elves - every single one of them

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In the future there will be a director named Quantum Tarantino who’s able to view thousands of tabs on the Tevas website all at once

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I actually predicted Hawk Tuah in a dream several years ago … I didn’t recall this until I was practicing levitating yesterday morning…..

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Little Known Fact: In the movie the chef is actually named Ratatouille. The mouse is known as ā€œRatatouille’s Mouseā€

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(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) šŸ—£ļø 17 .

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Looking for suggestions /participators for The Island Movie Challenge I will be watching all movies that feature islands Rules - Island must be main setting of movie -No Cold island movies (nothing where it’s in Nantucket or anything like that) -Tropical Islands

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Got in so much trouble at work today cause management caught on to the fact I’ve been trying to get ppl to start calling me ā€œThe Comeback Kidā€

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Can't enjoy a great double overtime game cause u flushed another $100 straight into the pocket of some draftkings board member who was probably friends with Jeffrey Epstein šŸ˜‚ what are ya gonna tell the wife this time?

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U can’t leave all tasks 2ur #wife&then criticize her.Even if she’s a scientist/politician,yet when interacting within family,she’s a #flower