I want to wake up one morning with a girl in lingerie on my kitchen counter making coffee.

Someone come up in my bed and just lay ontop of me and smoke a cigarette with me

Do not, I repeat, do not let any one single person have control your feelings.

I'm a very direct person, you wanna go out to eat? I'm down. You wanna fuck? Most likely down. Want me to watch you kill someone? I'm down.