✋🏻. . . . 🎤 Literally 🤕

In other news, I got 2 fortunes in one cookie. What do I do if they give me opposite fortunes?…

Psychopaths don’t kick ice under the refrigerator

Currently in Chicago for the weekend and the #airandwatershow is happening today. LOUD jets fly overhead and put on a crazy show but all I can think is thank God I’m not hungover today

And we off to Nashville. ✌🏻 Indy

Remember when we were learning to drive and started out by using your left foot for the brake and the right foot for the gas? Ahhhh just me? Cool.

I’m starting to think ever since we demoted Pluto… that’s when things started to go downhill.

Just parked at an airport and forgot to take note of where I parked. Who has a guess on how long it’ll take me to find my car in 3 days This is what I have written down. “Sort of far back. Right side. Close to bus stop. Economy B”

Thinking of a new email signature other than "best". You'll never take me alive, Nate

You finish leg day ONE time…

I’ve found someone my age who doesn’t know THE spoiler in Harry Potter and I can’t wait to watch it with her. I didn’t think people like this still existed omg

Tennessee is expected to get some snow flurries today. Naturally, the state is freaking out. I’ve missed the south

Predicting the #NFLDraft tonight so far might have been harder than creating a perfect bracket this year

I’ve decided, respectfully, I’d rather be hacked than reset my work email password every month

Consider me gaslit

signed ladd gear >>>> rt to win and #probowlvote + ladd mcconkey

a k mack special rt to win and #probowlvote + khalil mack