I start chemo on the tenth and my main concern is how terrible it will be to lose my beard, are my priorities fucked up?

Scrolling through my feed and accidentally liked some girls tweet that was retweeted by someone I follow and my anxiety is just telling me to end it nowso I guess this is goodbye

Okay seriously fuck cancer I’m over this

It’s taturday

Needed a memorial tattoo for my grandfather that passed away this year Axton crushed it like always

From time to time I forget how painfully boring the drive to Burlington really is

I win the prize of showing up to the mall before everything opens so I get to sit in the food court like I’m Steven fucking glansberg

I’m far too old to be out in downtown Iowa City

After a very long year my doctor has informed me that pending a CT scan in January I am finally cancer free merry Christmas to me

My wife has abandoned me for a week and now I don’t know what I’m supposed to do to entertain myself you’d think at 30 I’d be able to be an adult and figure out things on my own and you’d be wrong

So since Iowa is shutting everything down and I’m not going to get to see bert kreischer on the 29th who wants to tell me how to get a refund

Holy shit Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug’s new special has me laughing so hard I can’t breathe thought I had coronavirus for a minute #betterthanbert

In less than an hour I’m going to own a house and I can’t describe how ready I am

Sometimes I take too much time off of golf and I come back and play like total ass

I figured after twenty four years of letting my dad down I’d give him a decent Father’s Day and go up with him

We tried a thing and it didn’t work turns out we definitely needed more tannerite

I get up from my computer and step around the corner to this homie mean muggin hard

Insane how the most coverage Iowa can get is on YouTube from Philip DeFranco 👊🏻. Thankfully he puts solid work in and delivers a solid story, rather than “storm in Iowa bad, they lost power. Moving on to Trump.”

I’ve had worse days

Supreme Court my ass