Pete Davidson for the 2023 #MetGala.

Sending this to my friend at the function when it’s time to go

It could take years to process the financial success of #Barbie . We are witnessing history in real time. This film is tracking to make a billion dollars- literally, a billion dollars. It’s the largest box office opening from a film directed by a woman in the history of

Bro was expecting this

these ads are eating so hard i know this is about to be the worst season yet 🤩

There’s been a mistake - The Iron Claw you won Best Picture. Zac Efron you won Best Actor! Harris Dickinson you won Best Supporting Actor!

“He’s a prick” she’s the realest person in that theater

& shoutout to this woman who done had her foot on Nickelodeon’s neck for years now & didn’t let anyone silence her

need my weekend to feel like this

Tone, don’t get mad, but Brendan said “Beetlejuice” tree times, and well, the juice is loose now, T

[watching a movie and stanley tucci shows up] me: stanley tucci

A little vintage Larry-Susie before the Curb Your Enthusiasm series finale.

“what kind of hooker takes credit cards?”

me when i try to get people into mad men and they ask me what the plot is

7am and she already wants to kill robby

“2026 is going to be my year” Me in February:

thinking about Don Draper’s apartment