Waiting for Sprrring.....

The Long Island Expressway is abdominal. It has never been this riddles with cracks, holes and bad patch.

"Welcome back!" LIRR. Yup, delays, messed up schedules. Same lousy railroad.

More late trains. Looks like LIRR wasn't ready for us to come back. #lirr

Younger people need to know that the words "like" and "literally" are not staples in every sentence.

If Babe Ruth had signed with the Mets, he would have tested positive for Polio.

#lgm

Amtrak inefficiency. 45 minutes late - on average.! Great we're getting back to normal. #amtrak

Altice cuts upload speed and ups prices. That's what they're all about.

Fix the light it Rt 105 & 24. Three cycles is ridiculous. #Southamptontown

Once again, MTA ineptitude with an app that doesn't work in Penn Station. Get WiFi!!!! Stupid. #MTA #lirr

Having a flag parade going through red lights, wrong side of road and tying up traffic is not law & order. Never was, never will be.

Testing 1, 2, 3. Is this mic on?

Testing, testing...

The sky is pink. See, no flags!

LIRR pulls into Ronk with defective train. I heard it, passengers heard it. Yet we limp to Jamaica before anyone looks into it. Lame #lirr

MTA / LIRR busy day & short trains. Still one of the most inept authorities ever. How do they keep their jobs? #lirr #mta

LIRR as noisy as ever. Load music, screaming. Conductors just taking tickets. #mta #lirr

Ann Coulter. Lowest form of life. #AnnCoulterIsTrash

Nice job on those icy, uncleared platforms at Ronkonkoma. Get it together. #lirr #mta