This thing attacked me in my dream last night it latched onto my face while I slept

Crying

John Pork longevity is interesting

Whispering to my Amazon echo and it’ll whisper back that’s so clutch otherwise it can just be loud af sometimes

0-20

3-37

I was watching Dexter until like the final season and I haven’t watched it in a couple weeks and I had a dream that I was watching it and it suddenly became peak again and now I realise it was not real :(

Yo I had a dream about Ronald Reagan what the fuck

It’s my birthday

I have not seen Ashinzawa in over 4 months

Omfg it’s Mother’s Day tomorrow fuck

So far so good

That invincible episode was one of the grossest things I’ve ever watched

I cannot use twitter for the next 9 hours because of invincible spoilers I cannot watch it yet omg

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