Freshmen Hoes always talking about how older guys are trying to talk to them. Bitch, they ain't trying to talk you, they just wanna fuck!

RETWEET to PASS the TWITTER BLUNT: (______(??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????)

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

Hey you....yeah you ....Keep your head up. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers

Boy: Hey Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi not suck my Dick.

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

#HowToMakeMeMad Look cute in your pictures and ugly in person. Bitches be lookin like Beyonce online and Chief Keef in person..

If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you SHOULDN'T be doing it anyway.

Girls be twerking for no reason "Aye the school bus here... BUSS IT BUSS IT" (-__- )

#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

Ghetto word of the day: Hotel. My momma said she aint gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cuz dat hotel everthang she know.

Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

Jehovah's witness's dont celebrate Halloween.... I guess they dont appreciate random strangers coming up to their doors......

(_!_) Normal ass (!) Tight ass (__!__) Fat ass (_$_) Rich ass (_x_) Kiss ass (_?_) Stupid ass (_E=mc2_) Smart ass (_O_) Gay ass

Who else takes their own candies to the movies? $7.00 for a bag of skittles my ass

A Chief Keef song will give you the confidence to fight 10 niggas while wearing slippers, with some baggy jeans and no belt

If you SKINNY AS FUCK you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Yo life?

Trojan condoms = $4.99 Huggies dipers = $19.99 The choice is yours.

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What tf do I want?

I hate when ratchet hoes pat their weaves it sounds like a fuckin horse running down the hallway