and for the lady, perhaps a calm & regulated nervous system?

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

Bernie Sanders: “We are living with a president who is a pathological liar. He is an authoritarian. What concerns him most is wealth and power. I think he has very little empathy for his fellow human beings. It is extremely dangerous that a man like that is President of the

If this was a real assassination attempt. Secret Service would have rushed him off the stage. They let him stand there out in the open, raise his fist in the air and say the word “Fight!” three times. I knew the moment it happened that it was staged.

Donald Trump ran on 3 things: lower prices, keep us out of war, and slash the national debt. A year later, average gas prices has increased 40%, we’re at war with Iran, and the national debt hit an ALL TIME HIGH of $39 trillion. Getting tired of winning yet?

🚨 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Kennedy just blamed Trump for the shutdown. “The Democrats offered a deal… we said accept it… Trump said no.” That deal would have paid TSA this week. This isn’t partisan spin. This is coming from inside the party.

so you’re telling me 5 min before trump announced a ceasefire, someone in his inner circle loaded up on a perfectly-timed trade (long stocks, short oil), walked away with billions, and then we the plebs are told $8 gas is just “the price of freedom” so just get less starbucks ???

The average monthly mortgage payment in 1987 was $760 The Boomer new house payment is today’s new car payment

The bold.

$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again - a $1.5 BILLION BET. Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time. 5 minutes before Trump's post. Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer? This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption.

BREAKING: Traders placed roughly $580 million in oil bets just 15 minutes before President Trump posted about a potential Iran peace deal, per FT. The positions, around 6,200 futures contracts, were executed moments before the announcement and aligned with the sharp move lower

The Epstein Files are an encyclopedia of criminal activity committed by billionaires and politicians across the globe.

🚨 Do you understand what's happening with Iran right now.. this morning.. someone made $1.5 billion trading on a "peace deal" with Iran 5 minutes before Trump announced it.. tonight.. the Pentagon started weighing airtroops to Iran.. now.. Saudi Crown Prince MBS reportedly

THIS IS ACTUALLY CRAZY LIKE HE ATE THAT SO BAD OMFG😭???

I hope they’ve been told they’re good boys and have received treats.

a Corgi outperforming the American president in leadership is just so very 2026

Les hice esta belleza porque los quiero mucho -casi a todos-. 🐧🐵🐶

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

Banger year!