fuck it, slut pop in the workplace #FREEKIMPETRAS

.Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani how do we ensure that there is a reserved amount of harry styles residency tickets for new yorkers

snip snip ✂️

client sent me an email at 2am and then follow up emails at 9am

oh, i’m taking full advantage Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani don’t worry

“sure ill work today, i guess” 🙃

there’s no WAY they put this man in a jockstrap, i need to call out of work the rest of the day

Minnesotans, we’ve been through a lot. And I believe this moment calls for grit, resilience, and faith in each other. I believe we must stand up for what’s right. And fix what’s wrong. Today, I’m announcing my candidacy for Governor.

catherine o’hara please say sike right now

i’m not okay 😭

“she made me want to make our show good enough to be worthy of her presence in it” im a mess.

We just dropped our Super Bowl ad. If we’re going to take on the billionaires that have broken our political system, we need to reach everyone. This is the time for big plays.

Are the pigeons going to be okay though?

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

IM SEEING NOAH KAHAN IN REAL LIFE!!!!!

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My time at Syracuse University taught me the power of inspiring other students to fight the status quo. So it felt right to celebrate my Governor nomination at my favorite place near campus, where I used to work, Varsity Pizza. I can still make a damn good pizza by the way.

Got the Zohran Kwame Mamdani bag and reading “Heated Riveraly” which Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani recommended

Need this hung up in a living room stat

Customers called me a f***** last night and I just laughed and said “that’s all you got?”