The 1st team started there season with a close 3-2 victory at home against Witchford 96 F.C. Having been 2-0 up after 30 minutes we were pegged back to 2-2 after 60 minutes. The winning goal coming 5 minutes from time. Goal Scorers @dionbadcock1 ⚽️ Ryan Collis ⚽️ Marty Turner ⚽️

😂😭😂 “Instagram. Give me my account back ya lizards.” You’ve gotta love Paddy Pimblett!

Some people really think AJ could lay a hand on Fury 😂😂😂

Ole out

BREAKING: public set to ignore all of them

Surely all crime is retrospective unless you are psychic?

BBC iPlayer asking if you’ve got a TV licence.

Big win today as we thump OfficialBuckdenFC 7-2, our goalscorers @dionbadcock1 x2 one an unreal overhead kick from edge of the box Jack Delaune Ronan Tyler Carr jack saunders Jack Challis ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ motm Charlie Root bossed midfield all game 💙💙

Every punter heading to Cheltenham with a dream 😂 #CheltenhamFestival 🏆

It's fuckin fell #Goshen I'm in tears! 😂 #CheltenhamFestival

And another payday

johnny depp dealing with clown rottenborn at day 7 court trial:

WE ARE GOING UP SAY WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!! Superb 2-1 away win at Chatteris Town FC sees us guarantee 2nd spot, we controlled most of the game and our goals were scored by @dionbadcock1 and Alfred, 2 assists from Craig Neal and motm from Jack Challis #UpTheSwifts 💙

Yeh that’ll do it, that’s how we stop oil production. Freaks

Fucking hell 😂😂😂😂

It hurts. But we're family and we'll stick together ❤️

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!! MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.