I hate to admit I found this like 8 months ago on tik tok and watched the entire thing alone in bed and was so embarrassed that I never told anyone and seeing this blowing up makes me feel like I started praying to jesus before Christianity became a thing

Fun inside fact: JD Vance has to do his lil "side eye" thing once every three minutes per the terms of his contract with L'Oreal Paris ColorLast™ Eyeliner.

see you all tomorrow with connor for a first I’m my life… I’ll be playing Fortnite and I’m excited about it!💅🏼

2 Mega 2 Lopolis

I made it 50 minutes this time. The police thought it was "reckless driving" and they received "multiple complaints" Having fun is apparently illegal

everything that happened at the ‘timothée chalamet look-alike contest’ a very much needed thread:

I WILL MAKE JANUARY 6 LOOK LIKE A TICKLE PARTY

this is the next attorney general man we are so cooked

A thread of LeBron James lying for literally no reason

Animals interrupting wildlife photographers - a thread 🧵 1. A curious fox by Dan Dinu

travis kelce liberalism lost today (idk what im saying this is how id pivot to the right)

After several delays, Department of Government Efficiency has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in. Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then. 🧵

Separation of powers 101: Executive: —POTUS/Cabinet/Pentagon —Enforces the laws —Can veto bills/appoint judges Legislative: —Congress —Makes/passes the laws —Can impeach a President/judge Judicial: —SCOTUS/Courts/Judges —Interprets the laws —Can block unlawful executive orders

We’re all so focused on what Simon says, we never stop to think how Simon FEELS. #empathy

Ever wonder how people can name who boarded a scene on SpongeBob just by looking at it? Well, wonder no more, because I'm going to tell you...🧵

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

nothing will beat this

In the dark of night, they came to erase our show of solidarity, our declaration that we will never forget. The cowards who feel threatened by our lives should feel lucky they didn’t have to bury the ones they love — then watch the state come & desecrate their memory.