just got a threatening call

shit from a butt

#EGE

just made an evil breakfast burrito

White race update: listening to Tears for Fears

in the Midwest, we drink drink on 2 occasions. When it’s our birthday or when it’s not.

dude the battle of Iwo Jima was so annoying

the only thing left of you is rotten and expired

i just had a dream that Geese released another new album lmao

Weezer Chia Pet

heck yeah i cuss

smoking on that shit that made gene wilder

this might be selfish and ungrateful to say.. but i’m tired of this Chiefs offense. Jawaan Taylor needs to find an accountant job

This image of Willem Dafoe doing the splits didn't quite fit so I had to find another one

You can’t just hand them a freaking packet yo

gonna start giving people a thumbs down mid conversation when i’m not interested.

we’re doing weed gummies and watching Whiplash tonight bro wya?

Coldplay was in my top 5 artists on Spotify Wrapped. and, i’m tired of hiding it. it’s true, i’m a Coldplay enjoyer😔

the record Carnavas by Silversun Pickups encapsulates the sound of what i think the early 2000s felt like. a perfect 55 minutes of sweet riffs and catchy melodies. i encourage everyone to listen so if you’re reading this. listen, now.

hey when i called you five hours ago did i sound weird?