Just think, the longer your foot is, the higher you can tip toe.

Getting my coat off the coatrack this morning and Briony’s feels a bit weighty, so I go in her pocket to find a full on Greggs festive bake - don’t think she’s had that coat on since Tuesday.

It absolutely baffles me that there are still idiots sticking up for this absolute buffoon 🤡 Boris Johnson

I really really really do not understand non alcoholic alcohol.

Wordle 212 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Smashed it.

Windy, init.

I’m a piss with my balls out kinda guy, wbu?

Life comes at you fast 🤷‍♂️

SPORTbible No chance whatsoever

🇳🇱💬 Daley Blind has opened up on what it's like playing under Erik ten Hag, and what he believes our new boss will bring to United... #MUFC

We’re back baby 🔴⚪️⚫️

🔴 U N I T E D 🔴 #MUFC || #MUTOUR22

Trent shrugging when scoring in a 9-0 win over Bournemouth has the same vibes as Maguire covering his ears for his goal for England v Albania

There's not being a fan of the Royals (an understandable position), then there's actively celebrating the death of an elderly woman. The second one makes you a very unsavoury person. She was an icon. Undeniably. And as someone who isn’t a royalist, I for one will mourn her loss.

💯 Crouchy lad, but Liverpool need a rest

Mad the amount of Kane diving tweets going about - how about I dive head first in to your legs when your running and see if you stay on your feet? 😂🤯

Anyone selling a standing ticket for boxpark Shoreditch england vs usa

Anyone selling a standard ticket for boxpark Shoreditch england vs usa

11 years ago today Gary Speed took his own life. Bryn Laws was his best friend and this Sky Sports interview is absolutely heartbreaking. Don’t forget to check in on your friends and family ❤️👇

Anyone got a voucher code for diesel?