@CunningPandoran "Lloyd's mind is full of top secret Hyperion stuff he is unaware of plus I can somewhat read minds and clappy told me"

@CunningPandoran "im pretty sure im banging her in hell right now"

@CunningPandoran "naaaah"

@CunningPandoran "you know, mow that I think about it...I dont really known"

@CunningPandoran "nah I dont those peasant foods, even if I was alive i wouldn't eat them"

@CunningPandoran "unless its Alfredo cheese pizza made to my liking, then I wouldn't eat that pizza"

@CunningPandoran "a true ruler must eat like royalty"

@CunningPandoran "man I just realized something. We argue just like how you and Rhys argue. Like metaphorical father like metaphorical son"

@CunningPandoran "oh im sure he misses me"

@CunningPandoran "oh right, still mourning my uh death. I'll give him some time"

@CunningPandoran "to be honest he crashed Helios and that got rid of my por--I mean my corn stash... Yeah...

@CunningPandoran "good point" he waved his right hand in the air "I just figured this out" he summoned a hologram of a pretzel in that hand+

@CunningPandoran and he soon began to eat it

"look kid- I mean Lloyd... I know of one way to stop that thing. Your going to have to let me take over your body" Lloyd

@CunningPandoran already have five buttercup" he made a hand gesture where said five hologram medals appeared on him "know how I got these?"

@CunningPandoran " best programmer, savior of elpis, savior of Helios, most successful company, and this one shaped like a cow girl hat was+

@CunningPandoran +given to me by nisha for best sex partner in existence"

@CunningPandoran "if I still had my stash I could show you but you know. Or if I was alive still I could prove it"

@CunningPandoran ",its true"