CHARGERS! Now that’s legit. x.com/afmiddleschool…

LET’S GO BIEBS x.com/relevant/statu…

Went to CCS today and now I have that jazzy fish song stuck in my head

Ok, this is so dang good. B&W had my affection, but now they have my ❤️

I’ve probably said it before but this song is ALWAYS TIGHT open.spotify.com/track/136M9HS7…

National Treasure is a national treasure

💸💸💸 x.com/durhambulls/st…

Congrats to the new apex overlords, Lillian Hlavin @sarahansbrow lillaz! I’ll bring a round of LaCroix Water tonight to celebrate.

Infinity War. IMAX tickets. Center seats. My body/mind/heart/soul is ready.

Bucs r dumb

I’m concerned I have eaten more cookie dough in my lifetime than I have cookies

Congrats James Derwin 🍢⚡️

If you need me, I’ll be at Target taking my Male Fashion Overalls™️ for a spin. If you need Macy Thomas, she’ll be at Target keeping a constant 50 ft Radius of Shame™️ around me at all times.

Twitter is finally safe again

I respect this x.com/dlwhiteman/sta…

Classic Nate Stam 🤣 x.com/nathanstam/sta…

Excited for the future of this thread x.com/justinmanny/st…

At the snap of your fingers, you could have the burger of your dreams

Loved Jamie Joyce’s message to Ryan Wingo. Very sincere while having some fun.

“See you when you get here. Please don’t bring the overalls.” David Wiggins