I’ve seen this tweet 99 times now. Somebody lyin’

My work here is done.

Everytime i get into an uber I always rip a single hair out of my head with the root so that if I go missing and they search the car they’ll see I was there I’m THAT paranoid of getting kidnapped

Garrett just sent me a snap of his mouth and put “2:30” .... 2:30 ... tooth HURTY

We couldn’t resist. How some of our baby faced residents look waiting in line at Brother’s.

People are more concerned with looking like a good person than being a good person

Chamber of Secrets*

Being able to only focus on college while in college

Ill one up you… got mine at Walmart 😅🤣

My cousin got the vaccine and it turned him into a llama and he fell into a river and had to hitch a ride with a village leader back to his castle, just saying do your own research

Baby that’s Lisa Rinna

Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend

You are literally a pedophile

Trump: I am the friend of police. Reporter: 400 people of the people you pardoned assaulted police officers

Q: A young child just died of measles in Texas. Do you have a comment? RFK Jr.: It's not unusual. We have measles outbreaks all the time (This is the first Measles death in the US in 10 years)