Lowe's paid money for this 🤦

talking to chatgpt like how are you gonna take my job if you can't even make a good recipe for spicy ice cream

My resignation letter from CDC. Dear Dr. Houry, I am writing to formally resign from my position as Director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), effective August 28, 2025, close of business.

The laundry bros in the mentions have me rolling

What in the world is this gmail feature? I click into a meeting invite and it sandwiches the sender between two different meetings from different organizers. This introduces a pain point where none previously existed.

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Nano Banana Pro is the biggest unlock for DTC creative since Meta rolled out dynamic ads. Most brands will scroll past this. Don't be most brands. I just generated 50+ campaign-ready images from ONE product photo. No studio. No photographer. No 2-week turnaround. (Yes, this

It me! Thanks to The B.O.A.T. Commish ⛵️ for doing these threads, shining a light on unique leagues and helping the community grow! If you want to talk dynasty, league design, or game theory, hit me up any time.

Lifetime ban imo.

Business idea: cold plunge tank, except it's full of Eucerin

When it's your first day having hands

Hey grok, can we never use this framing ever again SleeperNFL

The next season of Survivor should just be how long each contestant can last with 2 children under 8 in a Costco

Altman tries to dunk on Anthropic for doublespeak, while saying exactly the thing executives say as they crest the enshittification wave. Now that we know the concept, the hallmarks of the shift to extraction are plain to see. Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER

Is it really a work day if you aren't late to standup because of forced windows updates

Casting for the inevitable Dugeon Crawler Carl show Carl: Zach Braff Princess Donut: Meryl Streep Mordecai: JK Simmons Odette: Megan Stalter Katia: Rooney Mara Prince Maestro: James Corden I'm only through book three but these are basically the voices I use in my head

When using AI from the start would've yielded a final image that, at minimum, has consistent lighting

Remember when he tried to come back for the playoffs but the Lions failed his physical? Tell me again about how he was returning "your money" that he "hadn't earned" Detroit Lions