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I'm afraid that Twitter has completely ruined people's ability to recognize a troll.

"Thriller" is funny because Michael and Quincy went hard AF on the production of what is essentially a novelty Halloween song.

There's a certain group of Americans who get very angry if you mention that gas stoves are bad for both your healthy and the environment.

Everyone who has ever had a new owner/general manager at a job knows exactly how this turns out. They are going to get rid of all the older guys who are necessary because no one else knows how to do their job.

Mason Mennenga IF VOTING FOR KAMALA CONDEMNS ME FOR ETERNITY THEN I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

I don't think conservatives realize that after saying "You can't be a Christian and vote Democrat" for an entire generation a lot of people replied "I guess I'm not Christian then".

This continues a century long history of Lise Meitner erasure.

I'm distracting myself from election nonsense by listening to an 80s Country playlist and I suggest you do the same.

I need to know who is inside the suit because this is insanely athletic. I don't know how he even saw the ball.

Hey it's me Destin, from Smarter Every Day. Now that it's time to elect America's next leader, I would like to share something very interesting and important with you. I've been paying attention to this for a while, and I think if you look for it, you see it too. 🧵 1/n

For the first time ever there is a line at my polling place. That's a good sign.

I have officially voted.

I specifically created a Pokestop at my local poll place so you have no excuse not to vote today.

I refuse to have hope until the AP calls it.

This is feeling too much like 2016 right now. I need some good news.

I wish they would just go ahead and add NY, IL, CA, OR, and WA to Kamala's totals since we already know how those are going.

Damn. Damn. Damn. What is wrong with this country?

I'm just going to assume that our economy is going to crash at some point in the next three years.

I'm out... for now, at least. ✌️

Is it true that you get banned for calling Elon a dirty Nazi?