tom wilkinson in Michael Clayton deserves more than to be referred to as "bread guy"

every once and a while i see a guy dressed like nick cave, and they just don't understand that you cannot do that unless you are actually nick cave. if you are an aging ne'er-do-well french banking scion, it's also okay

Remember when a website predicated on 14 yo white kids in Idaho incorrectly explaining what rap lyrics mean raised a shit ton of money when they said they would “annotate the world” or something

Jamal Murray hit a dagger three in double ot while totally gassed and the reaction they cut to was bol bol asleep on the socially distanced bench

shout out to everyone else drinking a 19.2 oz beer and listening to ethiopian jazz

v excited that my jon ossoff fan fiction about him rooting out foreign corruption with his media start up while shirtless will reach a wider audience now

harrumph is the GOAT onomatopoeia. gtfoh with that kerplunk business

Someone just told me I have big “writes labored meta tweets about the ‘big [overly specific thing] energy’ joke format” energy

can't wait till fall, when i don my full regalia (earth-tone sweater and jean jacket)

there was probably rampant flopping in mesoamerican ballgame

thinking about the informational meeting i had with a tv executive years ago, when the Seinfeld 9/11 spec script was making the rounds. the guy said i should write something like that just with a different show and a different national tragedy