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Anthony Martial trying to enter Man Utd training after they sign Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Rita bringin out her inner Ricky Gervais @itvhub ITV

"There is zero justification for not starting Ronaldo." #mufc #CHEMUN manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football…

Very happy to become the first football player to score more than 800 official goals. What an amazing and unforgettable run this is becoming… Thank you to all my supporters for always standing by my side. 801 and still counting!🙏🏽👊🏽

Oaklee Terri Pauline Barber 20th January 2022 1.20am 7lb 4oz

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Wake up everyday fuming by the sky sports notification isn’t Manchester United have sacked Harry Maguire!Honestly he’s horrendous!I could genuinely name 4/5 CB from my playing days that are better than him!When will a United manger have the bollocks to drop him and strip him of captaincy

Happy little Oaklee 💖

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What a season for this boy!! Top goalscorer, players player of the year, Dorchester tournament winners and to top it all he’s been scouted by premier league Bournemouth!! I couldn’t be more proud of you!! I love you ⚽️🟢❤️

Gary Neville was not holding back tonight. Say what you want about him but his passion for Manchester United football club is unmatched. 🎥 Sky Sports Premier League

Rattled 😂😂

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I’m sorry but I’ve Gotta go in on Sam Smith this is just wrong 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ Can someone explain to me why he would put something like this out on his social media? Some of the people you lot try cancel & this is perfectly fine, in fact probably praised 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ We are doomed.

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Gareth Southgate shits with a potty training seat #southgate #boringsouthgate #funny