Time for a new pinned 😘

WELL! Vulture just said Youngmi MAYER 💜 is a comedian you should know! "Her superpower is her ability to tap into the emotional core of whatever she has her sights on... and articulate it in such a way that reveals how closely humor lives on the other side." vulture.com/article/best-n…

(threateningly) you should and will know me vulture.com/article/best-n…

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

sometimes i will have to pretend i liked the worst movie ive ever seen in my life cuz it was written by an asian and had asians in it. this is the pain of being asian in america white people will never understand

i used to get depressed when summer ended cuz i hate cold weather but then i realized sept 1-jan 1 is actually fun cuz there are so many holidays and good food etc. the real depressing time is jan 1-april 1. so we have 4 months left of fun tbh

we need an american word for hors d'oeuvres it’s been long enough i can’t keep doing this

.Youngmi MAYER 💜 is a comedian you SHOULD and WILL know. "I think joke-telling has to be sort of spontaneous for me. There’s something about being pushed into a hairy situation that makes me funny in a way I can’t, for the life of me, preplan." trib.al/iRsfMl9

my mom when i told her my book was about my childhood trauma:

hi. i drank some wine and at first i felt good but now.. i feel bad? weird

what’s going on with men i haven’t gotten a “women aren’t funny” comment in a while.. are they all dead