steph Brian Beutler ..in your INBOX > click link > launch site > redirect to app > forgot passwd > click email link to reset > get SMS auth code > enter code > redirect to home page > click HELP > "where is secure message center" > Accounts > Settings > Security > Messages > "Hello we are your bank"

I hope thsi guy knows this is the best original song from a video game ever

🐱I am just a kitten 🧤Hardly fit my mittens 😔Much too small I figure 👉🏼👈🏼One day I'll be bigger

woke up to this bag of takeout from my fav place that my bf quietly placed on my bed like an Easter basket

might fuck around and destroy the glowing growth on the wall with Riju's power to trigger the arrival of Queen Gibdo

I hate to look at link's scary hand

the dentist will let you wear the heavy lead vest the whole appt if you say you're scared

come through, man. we're hanging out in a seemingly boundless grove of pomegranate trees. it's always dusk here. I have forgotten almost every detail of my past

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the internet sucks now

i love products and making purchases

Dreamt some people started “posting for horses” where they would include a picture of hay in their tweets, but just for horses to have something to snack on and include them in the conversation.

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