Home Depot is now selling Gavin Newsom dolls.

Horrible Situation Somehow Gets Worse

I can’t tell whether that comma was left out on purpose 😆

Elon Musk Bro we need you to stay focused on Mars 🙏

Only around the edges... Sus

Omar Elon Musk We all can. But that doesn't mean we always should. And we can respectfully offer feedback.

Get you an Irish trad wife 💯

*eel faster

How is it that we didn’t have social media, but yet kids across America all believed the hoax that this wrapper you got you a free Tootsie Pop?

Apple’s new three-year iPhone roadmap is a slim Air phone (2025), Foldable device (2026), All-Glass 20th Anniversary model (2027). They should scrap those and just make the iPhone Chunk: huge battery life, indestructible and no camera bump.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: This is outright unconstitutional bullshit. You either have a First Amendment or you don’t.

Some great tests and targets hit---pretty much a fantastic launch right up to the end splash. Ship did ruffle her skirt a bit 🚀🤭 Thank you SpaceX teams!!

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜

With all of my heart, fuck all the way off.