You had meat coffee

did previous fascist movements feel so stupid to live through

Genuinely curious, what do text messages look like between "functionally illiterate" people?

You are not “giving me time back” by ending a meeting early. My time was mine all along. And the time I had with you was incredible…and worth every second.

This is amazing.

Fantastic. #TheRehearsal

Intern attended his first town hall today and I found this sitting on his desk after

Perfect three act structure

got my dog microchipped so if he runs away I can just press a button and he’ll explode

my tweets are damp soil

An actual Socialist is going to be mayor of a city that is bigger than 38 states

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

This is my impression of a republican that supports the current administration I love evil things and being evil

The 14th Street Busway has been a smashing success: faster commutes, fewer crashes, calmer streets. So why is Eric Adams blocking a similar plan for 34th Street?

I want to buy all the women all the houses